{"id":139,"date":"2009-01-22T18:59:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T18:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2009-01-22T18:59:02","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T18:59:02","slug":"computer-slowdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"Computer Slowdown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everything I try to make it faster is not working. If I had lots of hair, I might be pulling some of it out. Ridiculous that my fast computer runs slower than my slow computer. I can sit here and watch it happen, but don&#039;t know why. <\/p>\n<p>Tonight has to be the night! You&#039;ll be the second to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything I try to make it faster is not working. If I had lots of hair, I might be pulling some of it out. Ridiculous that my fast computer runs slower than my slow computer. I can sit here and&#8230;<br \/><a class=\"read-more-button\" href=\"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/?p=139\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joesuttle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}